Self Introduction

Have you ever had car trouble? Well, I know someone who has. Driving to the office one morning on the Interstate, a man looked over to his left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
The man looked away for a couple seconds and when he looked back the woman was halfway over in his lane, still working on that (edited) makeup!!!
It scared him so bad; he dropped his electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of his other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using his knees against the steering wheel, it knocked his cell phone away from his ear which fell into the coffee between his legs, splashed and burned his leg, ruined the phone......and disconnected an important call.

Well, sometimes life is like a car. I have chosen to compare some of the stories of my life to a car. Sometimes your car runs smoothly, sometimes you get a flat tire, and sometimes you g...