Sale the house

I am trying to sell my house. All by myself. Just me. NO AGENTS PLEASE. If you are an agent and are reading this (and to clarify I mean the real estate kind, not the secret kind), I'm trying to screw you out of a commission on my house. There will be no +$12,000 commission paid to someone else on my house. $12,000 was the sum of my monthly mortgage payments for last year. I made mortgage payments for a whole year so some agent can walk away with it? No, sir...
I hate real estate agents. One walked into my house last week ...